why? because i'm bossy.

Wait! What's a MILKSHAKE?

Sperm doesn't come out of boobs!?!?!?!?!?!

ah, the wonderful world of inside jokes.

if you havent noticed. i use song lyrics. a lot.

and despite the fact that i dont wish i was anywhere with anyone, making out, dashboard confessional wishes i was. and that is all that matters.

so dont take me too seriously.

in order to keep up the boy crazy reputation that this blog seems to be, i will tell yet another crazy story from my embarassing life.

oh and by the way, i spent like a half hour writing one once. then i accidentally deleted it. so i proceeded to give up and didnt return to the computer for many hateful days.

so story time. we're on our way home from p-town on friday. which means everyone was leaving for labor day weekend and traffic was hella-bad. but to our (Megan, Katie Patterson, Alex Frances) enjoyment. there were MANY gorgeous fellows on I-5 at the same time.
so we're being our normal crazy car-dancing selves. in order to entertain our highway campanions. which worked. Believe me. we got more stares than a wet t-shirt contest.

so there is this one kid with his dad. but still seems to enjoy blaring music and ghetto dancing. so we write our (by ours i mean mine, unfortunantly) phone number on a peice of paper and throw it into his car. he proceeds to throw it out immediatly and next time he passes us, empties an entire water bottle our way. our way meaning through our open windows directly on us. dick.
anyway. so before we even think to react the girl in the car behind the dick gives us a hollar and tosses her full water bottle to us. She was quite possible the coolest person ever.
in the end. we got him good.

but all the while. there was another hottie right in front of this kid. who we we're also entertaining. so we tried to throw him a number too. but missed. so the next round. he drove soooo close to megan's car i held out my (monkey) arm. he held out his. and was close enough that he grabbed it. oh yeah and he was involved in the water fight too. amazing.

now if that isnt a story. i dont know what is. I guess you probably had to be there.